stupid zombie! (part 1)

okay first of all, rumah suddenly black-out. warrgghh, takut tkdelah cume time tu tgh nak buat air for our dinner, dh lah dkt backyard and eee mengerikan gila. naseb baek si boyot (my cat's name, ahha yeah bukan name yang cute but he's totally a boyot ) yeah and that night kak yah, who's my eldest sister cooked for the dinner. ahha, ayam masak kicap kot, rasenyelah name die entah betul ke tak. and ktorng kene gune phone untuk transfer ayam tu frm kuali msk dlm arrggh ape name die? tak ingat yeah but yelah mangkuk yang orang selalu guna untuk serve lauk time nak makan? yeah hopefully ayat yang senang nak faham.

okay then ktorng pn makan lah, having our dinner. but naseb baek ade emergency light, 'i guess?' dkt rumah so tkdelah fully black-out, but yelah temporary je bende tu sebab battery abah lupa nak tukar. ktorng pn makan lah and

mak cakap: "okay cepat makan then pack baju nk tumpang rumah wan malam
ni,cepat sikit. nnt lambat."

then ktorng makan lah dengan cepatnye but tkdelah cepat mane pn if nak tgk, and suddenly tetibe kak yah ckp pasal zombie, that stupid zombie. okay ni conversation ktorng psl zombie, so okay it's all started like this :

kak yah : "eee cube kan tetibe ade zombie dtng , eee and die masuk dlm
rumah, mcm 28 weeks later."

GOD DAMN IT! 28 weeks later? are you kidding me? eee cerita tu, eeuuuw GGRROOOSSSEEEDD, eee geli sngt, eeuuuw zombie die dahsyat and yeah 30 days of night pun menggelikan but yeah zombie still menggelikan although yeah ade one movie ni pasal zombie yang baik? eeee please lah, zombie sangat sangat yang amat tersekali menggelikan.

kak dah : "ha'ah zombie dtng, eee mulut die penuh darah.. eee menggelikan."

me : "ish diam lah! karang dtng betul-betul pdn muke korng, korng yg kene
makan nanti padan lah muke korng! nanti korng jerit mntk tolong , aku
tk nak tolong, jangan harap!"

kak yah : "heleh nana, tau lah kau takut zombie kan. eee tgk lah nana, nnt
tetibe zombie dtg frm belakang kau and gigit kau, terus transform
jd zombie."

me : "ahh, diam! korang ni ckp bende merepek je, tk payah lah ckp bende ni,
baek ckp bende lain je, merepek je keje."

and yeah, time tu my place was you know, betul-betul bawah tangga, i mean, macam if somebody turun, then boleh terus jalan and langgar or so wtv things that people can do to me. and yeah,

kak dah : "eee nana geli, geli"

syahid, siddiq, kak dah, kak yah : "eee geli geli cube tgk die dkt belakang
kau"

me : "eh diam, nnt zombie turun from tangga tu aku yang kene makan dulu,
and aku tkde pn ckp pape psl dieorng and for sure tkdenye dieorng nak
makan aku."

then yeah dah lupe ape ktorng ckp lepastu but ktorng tk jd pn tdo rumah wan because electric dh dpt balik and lgpn wan tkde dkt rumah cs wan tidur rumah mak uda nimah, and yeah btw, tk sure pun if ape yg aku tulis ni betul mcm ape yg dieorng ckp at that night, so i'm really sorry. and yeah for the reason why i'm really hate zombie was because of i don't even know why, eee smpai skrng still takut dgn zombie, nonsense right? arrgghh, yeah it's all because of dieorng, siape suruh ckp psl bende ni? menggedik gila, seriously smpai skrng tkt dgn zombie, and please somebody, help me. SOS! arrgghh, damn it!

p/s : azzura iszham, i am really missed you! heee, tk tau kenape. and yeah aty
pun. for sure babe! (: